Me : "Sorry love, didn't dare go in ):"
Boyfriend: "It's alright, why don't dare?"
Me: "What can I do inside?"
Boyfriend: "Come in pretend see things lah!"

G. : "Xiao Jie, ni yao mai ink mah?"
A. :"Xiao Jie, ni yao mai printer mah?"

Daughter: "Mummy, why only got ultra slim, no ultra fat?"
Momma: "Nobody will buy ultra fat lah, who will wear?"
Daughter: "(confused) Why nobody will wear?"
Momma:" You'll know when yours comes."

1. give her one of your t-shirts to sleep in.
2. leave her cute text notes.
3. kiss her in front of your friends.
4. tell her she looks beautiful.
5. look into her eyes when you talk to her.
6. let her mess with your hair.
7. touch her hair.
8. just walk around with her.
9. forgive her for her mistakes.
10. look at her like she's the only girl you see.
11. tickle her even when she says stop.
12. hold her hand when you're around your friends.
13. when she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her.
14. let her fall asleep in your arms.
15. get her mad, then kiss her.
16. tease her and let her tease you back.
17. stay up all night with her when she's sick.
18. watch her favorite movie with her.
19. kiss her forehead.
20. give her the world.
21. write her letters.
22. let her wear your clothes.
23. when she's sad, hang out with her.
24. let her know she's important.
25. let her take all the photos she wants of you.
26. kiss her in the pouring rain.
27. when you fall in love with her, tell her.